A unique 30th birthday gift: a novel with them as the hero

Thirty is a birthday people take seriously and joke about in equal measure. Give them a novel that does both, with them at the center of it.

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The 30th birthday gift aisle is mostly jokes about turning old. They get a laugh at the party and a place in a drawer by the weekend. What lasts is the thing that shows how well you know them at this point in their life: the job they finally got, the city they moved to, the hobby they will never give up.

A Novellum book puts all of that in one story. Tell us their name, their city, what they do and what they love, and a few stories from the last decade. Pick up to two genres: sci-fi and comedy for the one who still owns every games console, romance for the one who just got engaged, thriller for the one who reads them on every flight. We write a whole novel with them as the hero.

It costs from $2.99 and arrives by email on the birthday with your message. Friends can share the brief and the cost, and the Bundle covers three birthdays in the group for $13.99.

A real page one

This is how one of our books begins. The brief: Kenji Watanabe-Ross, a sound engineer in Seattle, wakes on his 30th birthday to find his 1998 games console receiving messages from his 40-year-old self (sci-fi and comedy). The hero is invented.

Kenji Watanabe-Ross woke up on his thirtieth birthday to the sound of someone else’s ringtone echoing from a cardboard box under his apartment bed. He blinked at the ceiling and then at the stack of consoles he had assembled like trophies over the years. A Sega Saturn frowned at a PlayStation 2. A dusty Game Boy pocket sat like a beached pebble next to a Neo Geo. The 1998 console, a battered grey thing with a yellowing power button, had been relegated to the bottom shelf for a decade and a half because it smelled faintly of arcade smoke when he breathed too close. Today it was chattering.

A real opening Novellum wrote for an example brief, quoted unedited. Your book starts from your brief, and you read its page one free before you pay.

How it works

  1. Pick up to two genres and name the hero.
  2. Tell us the story in your own words: names, places, the details only you know. Then read page one free, with no account and no card.
  3. Tick "This is a gift" and add their name and email, your message and the day it should arrive.
  4. We write the whole book, usually in about two hours, and hold it until the day. Then they get your card and their book as an EPUB and a PDF.

What it costs

Short novel, about 30,000 words$2.99
Short novel with its narrated audiobook$7.99
Medium novel, about 60,000 words$4.99
Full novel, about 95,000 words$6.99
Bundle: three Medium books, one now and two codes to give later$13.99

Prices in US dollars, the same everywhere. You pay only after you have read page one.

Can a group of friends give it together?

Yes. Collect stories from the group and one person writes them into the brief, up to 2,000 characters.

Can it arrive on the birthday?

Yes. Tick "This is a gift", choose the date and add the group's message. Cards go out at 13:00 UTC, which is morning across the US.

What is the Bundle?

Three Medium novels for $13.99: one written now, and two codes to use later, for yourself or for the next two birthdays in the group.

How long is it?

The Short novel is about 30,000 words, the Medium about 60,000 and the Full about 95,000.

What does it cost?

From $2.99 for a Short novel, or $7.99 with its narrated audiobook.

Is it written by AI?

Yes. It is written by AI for one reader and says so on its final page.

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Questions? Write to us. Novellum books are written by AI, for one reader only.